Wuns upawn u tiem THaer wuz u man hue had u hat. Hee woer it awl THu tiem. In fakt hee woer it soe much THat hee eevenchulee beekaem noen az THu "Hatman".
Wun dae THu Hatman went tue u pawrtee. Awl hiz frendz and relutivz wr THaer. Az THu Hatman entrd THu ruem, hee poelietlee took awf hiz hat.
Hee wawlkd oevr tue u gruep uv peepul hee nue. Thae lookd at him. "Hue awr yue?" THae askd. Thu Hatman froez in kunfyuezhun. Hee didint noe how tue ansr.
Hee hrreed oevr tue unuTHr gruep THat hee nue. Thae lookd at him. "Hue awr yue?" THae askd. Thu hatman stawrted tue feel sik. Hee did not noe hue hee wuz.
Hee rushd oevr tue u THrd gruep. "Hue am Ie?" hee showted at THem. "Wee doent noe hue yue awr."
Thu Hatman ran owt uv THu pawrtee az fast az hee kood. Wen hee got owtsied hee poot awn hiz hat. "Oe, now Ie reemembr." Hee smield. "Ie'm THu Hatman."
Copyright 2007 Michael Laschober
St. Louis, MO